Apple's October Event + Me Trying to be Funny

Today was the "Back to Mac" event where some new releases were introduced:


1) Apple has unveiled a netbook -- an 11-inch MacBook Air on the market for $999 and now comes with a built in disc drive! Just kidding MacBook Airs are still not worth it.
2) FaceTime is now available on Macs, for free videocalling between Mac and iPhone (only works with WiFi) shhh if I write it in small people can still be dissapointed after buying their iPhone 4 and realising there is no point of videochatting on the phone when you can just whip out your laptop.
3) iLife ‘11 was released, including new versions of iPhoto, iMovie and GarageBand, whatever floats your boat.
4) OS X is getting a Mac App Store that works on the desktop just like on the iPhone, are you thinking what I'm thinking...doodle jump on your mac?
5) OS X’s next major revision is OS X 10.7 Lion, and incorporates iPad-like interface elements. Notice the pattern between the softwares (Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Snow Leopard and now Lion), this is a big step for creativty of names in Apple who are used to just using the prefix i-. Although I'm not going to lie iLion a pretty cool name.

Wow, a laptop this thin and can still hold a disc drive, incredible!...Oops nevermind.